New and Improved!

I was told by a friend the other day that by reading my blog, whatever mood I happen to be in that day becomes apparent. I do really wonder if it's true, but deep down I think I know the answer.

But to see if it really holds true, I thought I'd post a new blog today and see what happens. I had been planning on showing off my new print that I listed on Etsy, but well, it's just not what I want to write about today. Instead, I thought I'd write about my future husband. Future I say because, of course, I'm already married and overall quite happily so. But my current husband has a slight propensity towards blowing up small appliances. Today I'm without my sidekick radio and music due another such occurance.

A girl can only take so many blown up appliances in her life without really losing it and I fear I may be quickly approaching that limit. And so if I could take my current model and download an upgrade by requesting a few minor adjustments, I would truly appreciate it.

Here is my list of requirements that the new improved hubby would need, in addition to his standard options of romantic, funny, kind, thoughtful, helpful, intelligent, honest, handsome and hardworking. I think you'll find I'm really very reasonable to say the least.

1 - Must not touch anything electrical in the house. Ever.
2 - Must come with an integrated stop watch so that dinner is never burned. Ever.
3 - Must love to do DIY. Non-electrical of course.
4 - Must have a highly developed organisational gene. Particularly in regards to the garage. And particularly on bin day.
5 - Must come with an integrated gps system allowing him to be easily located in situations requiring his participation. Such as impending birth.

I'm sure there are a few other options that could be added to my very reasonable list, but I'll stop at just 5. Mustn't be too greedy after all.

But if he could come with an on/off switch too....