Wednesday, December 2, 2009

If I could only use the shocked expression icon as a title...

...now would be the time.

You see, we have a puppy. Some of you know this already. She's a lovely scottie called Pippa. Pippa has just recently turned 6 months old and so I know she will be coming into heat for the first time at some point soon, though I have no idea when. I've never raised a puppy before.

So I did what any person these days would do. I googled it.

In my search box I typed in "how to tell if dog is in heat".

Hit enter.

You know at the top of your results page where they suggest alternatives in case you've misspelled something? Yup, that bit up there in blue. Well that popped up with a suggestion for me although I was pretty sure I'd typed all my words correctly. I double checked and indeed, everything was typed correctly. So what on earth could google be suggesting I check out in case I don't find what I'm looking for.

Do you want to know?

Are you sure?

It's a question I've never asked myself and now that it's been proposed to me, it remains a question I have no intention of asking myself.

Google has suggested that I search for....

"how to tell if god is in heat".

Anyone want to go for it?

5 comments:

Kala said...

no, I daren't :D

SoBella Creations said...

Yikes!!

Giffysk8s said...

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am pretty sure He's at the opposite side of the universe from the heat. LOL

Are you getting Pippa spayed? If not, trust me~you will KNOW when she's in heat!

Jennifer Rose said...

lol!

like a commenter said, you will know when she is in heat. and better to spay her before her first heat if you are not going to breed her

Traci said...

I would have never guessed that--not in a million years. That's hysterical.

: )